This is why I don't listen to the radio much these days.
Friday, October 11, 2013
From the back seat
I know it's been way to long and I won't bother to make excuses, so here's a snippet from a recent drive time conversation.
D: “Hey Mom, can you do that thing outside?”
Me: “What thing?”
D: “That special thing. You not do that special outside, right?”
Me: (trying to keep my mind out of the gutter) “I don’t know what thing you’re talking about.”
D: “That special thing that you do with Dad.”
Me: dead silence
D: “That special thing where dad gived you that ring.”
Me: “Do you mean my wedding ring?”
D: “Yes! You not get weddinged outside, right?”
Me: “Yes, you can get married outside.”
D: “That not a good idea.”
Me : just because I had to know “Why isn’t it a good idea to get married outside?”
D: "Cause you drop the special ring in the grass and you not find it anymore. That not good."
at 2:17 PM